Pole pumping

Male masturbation.

Mark's mum walked into his room and caught him pole pumping. She was initially horrified, but then started to enjoy the porn on the TV.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

frost pump

While engaged in sexual activity, stick your erected penile in a cup of ice:; while staying hard let penile become icy cold. Then pump ice penis inside desired hole(s).

I gave my girlfriend the frost pump last night.

by Bennifur August 30, 2019

Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"

Close your computer you Shit Pump

by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022

Pump Hair

Bulk Gel/ Volumizer used by middle-aged men in an attempt to conceal hair loss.

“Honey did you get more pump hair at Costco?”

by rhatch February 14, 2008

pump chaser

A person who saw how swole they were when they got a muscle pump, and then they set a goal to have that look during resting days.

Man, you're such a pump chaser. It's an endless road!

by Richie Homie June 16, 2018

Pump Steak

The act of love when done with someone for which you have no desire. Implies that the sex is impersonal, fast and hard.

Aww man look at your one I'd only pump steak into her.

by Gonzo Punch May 3, 2009

urban pump

Holding a shotgun and pumping it using only 1 arm

Damn, that nigga did an urban pump!

by dictionarybrah February 22, 2018