Meat puff

By way of expelling toxic pollution from ones anus

Geez did you smell that meat puff Jason just let go. Smells like a burning pigmy army.

by Beardedbumbloke August 6, 2015

Sprinkle puff

A large man with the face of someone you don't want to fuck with but that has a graceful feminine side that will bake you a cake and crochet you a blanket. Usually has a sprinkle of salt and pepper in his hair.

Thank god we didn't mess with that Sprinkle Puff!

by Lindsey4615 July 2, 2017

Scruff puff

(Noun)

Someone who can be characterized by their scruffiness (messy hair, beard, disheveled appearance) but they still look cute and wholesome.

She rolled out of bed looking like a scruff puff.

by rainbowfuzzysheep April 24, 2022

puff dick

A straight man's dick that flinches in the presence of pussy homo closetman

Hey dude have u fucked that bird yet . No dude . Are you a fucking puff dick or what ?

by Mauf56 April 11, 2020

Cheese puffs

Its is used to describe a certain hooman/breed of existence

Person: Oh look its sara

Me: no u baboon its cheese puffs

by Im_gonna_commit_body_of_cliff October 12, 2020

puff guff

Vaginal flatulence; gentle, bubbly, and hilariously extended sound emanating from a (most probably) posh, set of fanny flaps. She retains eye contact throughout. The glorious noise resembles a trumpet nonchalantly bugling underwater through a dense layer of seaweed.

Dude, I headed down south on this poshy washy, and she gave me a face full of puff guff...

by StripedSocks June 8, 2019

cheemto puff

byakuya togami simp

omg byakuya togami is so hot
stop being a cheemto puff

by peedrikner November 10, 2020