pregnant cow style

a sex position where you shove both of your arms up someones asshole while they're on all fours

1: "im gonna do pregnant cow style with you"
2: "what the fuck"

by rayennoth December 11, 2025

christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January

Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"

by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017

Cheddar Pregnant

When you have eaten too much cheddar. You feel like you are going to explode. You fear that you are going into cheddar labour!

“Oh my God. I think I’m having a baby, a cheddar baby! I’m cheddar pregnant!!!!!!!”

by CheddarPregnant January 5, 2020

ask pregnant sans

For when questions need answering.

If you have a question, ask pregnant sans on Tumblr.

by I_love_feet March 1, 2022

soda pregnant

When one yo ho’s Drank’s all yo damn grape soda and nar she ain’t gonna work no mo, and cause ain’t none don’t want that ho’s honey and nar it’s messen wit yo money . That ho be soda pregnant !

Man wat be goin on with that ho? Shiit that ho be soda pregnant.

by @therealwhoretalk.com May 13, 2022

Unexpected Pregnanslay

when you slay on accident

“did you hear about jenna? she wore a shirt she found in the dumpster”
“oh god. how bad was it”
“it wasn’t bad at all. total unexpected pregnanslay”

by bojack.wh99rseman August 21, 2022

Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.

Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.

by this dood October 24, 2022