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Letter to the President

To wipe one's ass maximizing the amount of poop on the tissue.
That bturd turned into a bchad. I had to write a letter to the President to get rid of it.
by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010
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He served from 1781-1782 under the Articles of Confederation
Guy 1: Did you know that John Hanson was the first president?!
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Dude, know your history.
by Rex Narky May 10, 2017
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Present

1. A heightened state of mind in which all of life is clarified.

2. Tripping on acid
Dude, I just took 3 hits of acid and I am so present right now.
by chasepatrick April 22, 2011
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Wall Street President

OBAMA - The Wall Street President.

1. Shake-Down. Obama said to Wall Street, "My administration is the only thing between you and the pitchforks." Receive $$.

2. Protection Money. Donate to Obama campaign and Dept. of Justice (Holder) will give you protection. Receive more $$$.

3. Occupy Wall Street. Use unions and kids to beat-up on Wall Street to get elected. Secure future $$$$.
The Wall Street President - Obama got the money game down.
by hehasgotthemcomingandgoing October 22, 2011
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deez nuts for president

A candidate who have high doubts being called of "deez nuts" every time when he swing around the hood in his black limo.
Guy 1: Deez nuts for president!
Guy 2: Donald trump for president!
by penistone January 12, 2016
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President

"Don't be a president!!"
by PreciseDefinitions March 23, 2012
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preasent

To be pleasantly present. Or to be present pleasantly.
On the warm summer day near the beach everyone around was preasent and cool with each other.
by edouglaspaul July 9, 2011
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