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Three percenters

In Mormon culture there's a general understanding, shared with missionaries during training. Only two percent of missionaries return home and marry the boyfriend or girlfriend they left, while three percent fall in love with one of their same-sex companions. This is mainly shared to put their relationships in perspective and maybe to soften the blow when they almost inevitably find out their SO has moved on sometime in their two years out spreading the gospel.
"Three percenter" is thus used as a perjorative among Mormon missionaries to describe a guy (or gal) who seems a little too happy about spending all their waking hours in the company of their same-sex companion. Given that the Mormon church considers homosexuality a sin, it can be taken or meant as an insult.
I think Elder Johnson and Elder Smith are three percenters. I hope I don't get paired with one of them next!
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dirty present

pulling out and coming all over a girls chest and face.
Susie wasnt on the pill so i had to give her the dirty present.
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pretentious

When someone double majors in English and Physics.
Austin is pretentious.
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christmas presents

people you want to steal from your friends and have them wrapped and boxed prettily (with breathing holes of course) under your christmas tree on christmas morning
I would like to have Daniel and Aj under my tree as christmas presents.
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term used by the union when walking around mitchell (normally at night).

the term looking for presents was created by union member Justin
what should we do? lets go looking for presents
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October 22nd every year is National Suiside Prevention Day! To spead awareness some draw semi colons on there wrists to say “don’t stop the sentence” or in more realistic terms “don’t end your life”
Guys let’s put a semi colon on our wrists to spread support for National Suiside Prevention Day!
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