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Pogchamp

oh my ex girlfriend died? POGCHAMP!
by rrevenge April 18, 2021
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Bella Porch

A terrible singer and a try-hard just to be like Charli Damelio. Bella Porch is a wannabe who doesn't deserve her fame because all she even does is shake her head and sing
Have you heard of Bella Porch? She sucks!
by Bella Porch Life September 5, 2021
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off the porch late

When someone is always getting a joke late or last person to realize that something is going on or has just happened.
When you tell a joke to a group of people and even though the person was sitting right there with you, they ask "wait what's so funny, tell me". You should say, man you are always off the porch late!
by broadstreetbully April 9, 2011
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porch monkey

Lawn jockeys that were used to tie up horses are porch monkeys. Since back in the old days, plantation owners had Black people stable the horses or tie them up. Hence, most of these lawn jockey's face were painted black.
by Kenneth Brown September 1, 2005
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PogChamp

PogChamp. POG meaning "play of game" - and - champ meaning champion. Often used in video games that are competitive.
That was such a good play, i'm such a pogchamp.
by twae aka memelord445 December 31, 2017
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front porch

When a person is giving a blow job and the blow job recipient stretches his scrotum under his or her chin, creating a front porch.
I totally gave sally a front porch last night.
by Breal916 June 6, 2011
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porch monkey hooker

A hooker, ho, or whore who once you get her into the room asks you if she could just watch you do yourself. Usually characterized by her falling asleep during the middle of it. You often feel ripped off after she leaves.

Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.
"How was your birthday present we sent you last night Bill?"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"
by Haskill August 16, 2008
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