by rrevenge April 18, 2021
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When someone is always getting a joke late or last person to realize that something is going on or has just happened.
When you tell a joke to a group of people and even though the person was sitting right there with you, they ask "wait what's so funny, tell me". You should say, man you are always off the porch late!
by broadstreetbully April 9, 2011
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by Kenneth Brown September 1, 2005
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by twae aka memelord445 December 31, 2017
Get the PogChamp mug.When a person is giving a blow job and the blow job recipient stretches his scrotum under his or her chin, creating a front porch.
by Breal916 June 6, 2011
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Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.
Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.
"How was your birthday present we sent you last night Bill?"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"
by Haskill August 16, 2008
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