n. a fart, especially a short, sharp, small fart making little or no noise, generally a feminine kind of fart with little volumetric displacement or effect on the barometric pressure of the surroundings, the opposite of a sonic boom
Delicate Patty pretended to not even notice, let alone reveal, that a tiny, odorless poofer had escaped her exquisite bung hole like a subtle sigh.
by Michael Gannett February 15, 2006
Get the poofer mug.California slang (specifically Central Valley slang) for a Meth Smoker, Tweaker, etc. Anyone who looks spun out off of stimulants can be called a pooker. You can also use “pook” as a funny slang for meth, and “pooked” can mean “on one” or “spun out”
Look at that fuckn pooker over there all pooked out off the shit humping the fire hydrant.
We gotta get out the valley man, too many pookers.
We gotta get out the valley man, too many pookers.
by NoFeezy December 7, 2019
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Get the punchin' pooper mug.by Hells Wrath February 4, 2009
Get the droopy pooper mug.When an individual gets so drunk that he/she shits in a place besides the toilet, but no one remembers who, why, or when.
by orangutanlover804x September 9, 2011
Get the phantom pooper mug.Slow pooper steals bathroom stalls when you really have to go. Slow poopers can sits on toilet for extended period of time up to an hour.
Slow poopers cause alot of pain in the nation, buy stealing bathroom stalls and making people hold the wastes in.
Slow poopers cause alot of pain in the nation, buy stealing bathroom stalls and making people hold the wastes in.
O shit them wings didnt agree with me. I gotta go to the bathroom now, damn slow pooper is in the way.
I got to pee i got to pee, faaaaaaaaaaaak, slow pooper is in the way.
I got to pee i got to pee, faaaaaaaaaaaak, slow pooper is in the way.
by superguuy November 19, 2013
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