by Gladis Frankinberger August 26, 2008
Get the pimpin it mug.by Taggart 83 December 16, 2017
Get the piping hot mug.The ultimate of biengs, Sir Pimpington, once met Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris would be the ultimate of biengs but he round house kicked being a bieng in the face) and walked away. Sir Pimpington hustles bitches around the world in any condition he wants, if one of his bitches gets pregnant he throws them into the ocean because Sir Pimpington is environmentally friendly, he understands the need for food in the underwater society of Atlantis. Sir Pimpington won't take your shit, you step out of line and Sir Pimpington will fuck u up with his 999999inch cock, no one...fucks with Sir Pimpington (Chuck Norris would, but he is not measured by human limits)...If Sir Pimpington walks by bow the fuck down!
Sir Pimpington.
you dont need an example, you just need a ticket to another planet if you piss Sir Pimpington off...And you still won't be saved.
you dont need an example, you just need a ticket to another planet if you piss Sir Pimpington off...And you still won't be saved.
by Charelsworth Jr September 25, 2010
Get the Sir Pimpington. mug.Fake Christians that happen to be influential preachers/priests or suburban blue-collar workers that like pimping Christ to try to influence other people as they enjoy the perks of being seen as a Christian.
My pastor can be seen pimping Christ at church and says God hates gays, but meanwhile he has a sexual relationship with another pastor. Reuben, a construction worker, loves pimping Christ at work and telling everyone to convert,but he curses and harasses his neighbors on his block for petty reasons. Jonathan works as plumber loves pimping Christ, trying to convert his friends and yet gambles with them at weekend poker games.
by jesuschristisnotreal January 17, 2022
Get the Pimping Christ mug.by Tezzle Kendall (KC) November 19, 2004
Get the swimmin in pimpin mug.another word for people who try to get involved with members of the opposite sex by use of the internet only (see: e-game, internet game)
typically used by lames who can't talk to a female in person
typically used by lames who can't talk to a female in person
Joree: So, are you gonna spit game at that girl you think looks cute?
Weak Dude: Yeah man
Joree: You gonna talk to her or what?
Weak Dude: Naw, I gotta get her screen name first
Joree: Damn, you're on that long range pimpin'
Weak Dude: Yeah man
Joree: You gonna talk to her or what?
Weak Dude: Naw, I gotta get her screen name first
Joree: Damn, you're on that long range pimpin'
by Joree August 11, 2008
Get the long range pimpin' mug.