Booty Parsley

residual fecal matter spread thinly between the buddocks, and the mucky stuff that gathers around your ass hole after not washing for three days , and/or also the result of inadequate ass wiping. They probably wiped standing up and the toilet paper shavings fell down on the seat.

Ladies, if 6"5 Khal Drago came over and left booty parsley on your toilet seat before yall did grown up stuff, what yall doin?

by Letmynutsgo86 January 30, 2025

safer parsnips

A phrase describing concentrating on a small positive while ignoring a massive downside.

If the sun went out we would have safer parsnips because there would be no sunlight to activate the chemicals in their leaves.

by EpicGamers0417 June 18, 2025

Butt Parsley

The tiny remnants of toilet paper, hair, and other matter left on the back of the toilet seat after wiping your butt.

Bro I just took a shit and left so much butt parsley on the seat

by MeatMop June 20, 2025

ryan fucking parsae

ryan, ryan, ryan... O RYAN YOU SCREWED UP AGAAAAAINNNN. This person is very obsessed with garlic bread and will steal it the instant he sees it, making him a bully. ahem not. this person also cusses at people almost every second on discord and earrapes every person who mentions garlic bread. and you can probably tell by now that he is obese on garlic bread.... o ryan... you did it again... poor private ryan

ryan fucking parsae stole my damn garlic bread again.. o well

by sogasoidglsd October 8, 2018

ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

larsob the parsob

A larson person who enjoys an occasional parsnip. However due to the parsnip allergy occasionally starts wailing.

larson: im gonna eat a parsnip
me: no dont turn into larsob the parsob

larson: starts wailing

by lilbabibloo January 25, 2024

Bianca (no middle name) Parsons

Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey. Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is also a volleyball lover and she punches it every chance she gets. She looks good in pig tails. She hates love and she won’t date till she’s 30.

Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey

by Tiny Timothy February 15, 2024