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parting a muff

if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!
buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff
by Hayley Klop February 2, 2006
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parking lot

the opposite of a landing strip; two patches of hair separated by a naked patch. not limited to the pubic region.
"did you see that girl, she had a parking lot, who does that?"
by hayvan January 13, 2010
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parallel parking

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em
hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking
by douglas epley November 26, 2006
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nipple parking lot

-AKA the areola("areola mammae"). The pigmented ring around the human nipple, normally ranging in color from pink to brown.

-where the nipple parks.
guy1- "Man, I bet those jugs are all nipple parking lot!"
guy2- "Twin pancakes, fo real!"
by Apryl, with a "Y" June 14, 2007
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monkey palming

The act of digging poop out of ones own ass due to severe constipation.
Those muscle relaxers were great, but the plugged me up. I was monkey palming it just to make something happen...
by P2E June 7, 2010
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Pamming

To milk an injury or sickness for attention/pity, much more than warranted for. Coined after the name of the wife seen in the Nyquil television advertisements of 2011/2012: "Pam.. Pam.. Can you call my mom?"
"Ohhh owwww, my leg is SO sore, I can't even walk. Can you get me a blanket?" "Quit pamming."

"David was pamming so much last night, asked me to take him to the hospital because he had the sniffles."
by Pseudonymmm March 2, 2012
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parking spot

Place to park your car -- but only you can park there (according to my friend Iker). It could be on the public highway, but more likely in a company car park and it would have a number or your name perhaps, or the plate number of your car.
You'll have to move. That's my parking spot.
by Johnneeeeeeeeeee May 22, 2008
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