UNM

What you hear at a job interview when you gaduated from the University of New Mexico. UNM acctually stands for (U) (N)eed (M)ore. Not enough training.. Poor education. Dumb grad.

Dude, I went in for my interview and totally got the UNM. I'm sooooo glad I went to college...

by P2E June 07, 2010

monkey palming

The act of digging poop out of ones own ass due to severe constipation.

Those muscle relaxers were great, but the plugged me up. I was monkey palming it just to make something happen...

by P2E June 07, 2010