P2E's definitions

monkey palming

The act of digging poop out of ones own ass due to severe constipation.

Those muscle relaxers were great, but the plugged me up. I was monkey palming it just to make something happen...

by P2E June 7, 2010

UNM

What you hear at a job interview when you gaduated from the University of New Mexico. UNM acctually stands for (U) (N)eed (M)ore. Not enough training.. Poor education. Dumb grad.

Dude, I went in for my interview and totally got the UNM. I'm sooooo glad I went to college...

by P2E June 7, 2010