poser

an enemy of the celery.

a funny one though

celery: "hey look, its the posers"
other celery: "i wonder if the'll come to entert- i mean to annoy us"

poser by lovelyhatz May 17, 2023

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Poser

A poser can be more than a goth wanna be... A poser is anybody who claims to be something they are not. Or, really acting one way yet not being true to who you are or the people around you.

You can act like you have morals and are respectable then turn around and not have any real depth or emotional intelligence. It's like saying one thing than doing another. Just to look good or acceptable in the moment whether that's for popularity or even to truck somebody into giving you what you want. In other words your a total fake. Your word doesnt mean anything or hold any value because you are Such A Poser ..

Victor claimed to be a good guy from a very religious family, but the selfish behavior he displays is not of someone who cares about others, or morals, and integrity, untrustworthy, he is such a poser.

Poser by Skyyz* January 25, 2024

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Poser

A poser can be more than a goth wanna be... A poser is anybody who claims to be something they are not. Or, really acting one way yet not being true to who you are or the people around you.

You can act like you have morals and are respectable then turn around and not have any real depth or emotional intelligence. It's like saying one thing than doing another. Just to look good or acceptable in the moment whether that's for popularity or even to truck somebody into giving you what you want. In other words your a total fake. Your word doesnt mean anything or hold any value because you are Such A Poser ..

Victor claimed to be a good guy from a very religious family, but the selfish behavior he displays is not of someone who cares about others, or morals, and integrity, untrustworthy, he is such a poser.

Poser by Skyyz* January 25, 2024

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poser

(TYPICALLY METAL GENRE) a poser is someone using a specific genre/band as a way to impress someone. for example, if your crush says they like the misfits, you buy a misfits shirt, not knowing any of their songs or anything about them.
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little rant-
people keep saying that bands like SOAD, deftones and other "nu metal" bands are poser bands just because they don't sound like black sabbath, metallica, iron maiden, slayer, megadeth, etc. there are many different sub-genres in metal, and it shouldn't restrict to JUST thrash, death, or other "heavier" sub-genres. SOAD and deftones aren't even really nu metal, they just do what they like to do. they're not poser bands. like what you like, and listen to whatever you want to listen to.

someone: *sees someone in a nirvana shirt* "hey, what's your favorite nirvana song?"

poser:"uh.. I don't know any.. I just think its cute."

someone:"poser.."

poser by sl1pth0tt March 12, 2024

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This guy named ChEFF Tron. He's a huge fake ass poser. This guy thinks he's clever and smart but has no genuine characteristics of his own. He tries to act like a high and mighty holy roller but that's as phony as his personality. He won't shut up about how hot his 150 year old wrinkled ass mummy of a wife is either. This idiot thinks because everyone smiles to his face that they're not talkin shit about how stupid he is behind his back. He has no real friends just people that tolerate him.

Ah shit, here comes Poser ChEFF. Did he see me? Ah Fuck, he did! Just smile and laugh and try not to punch him in his phony ass face.

Poser by PissedOffAnus June 8, 2024

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Poser

A word invented by music-nazis (Especially in metal) to refer to someone who likes a song or a band that the music-nazi doesn't like.

"Man, you like Wind Rose? That's some poser shit right there" "Shut up dude, I know you had sex with your sister yesterday."

Poser by Warpztone Lova April 22, 2025

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