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Burnt Popcorn Smell 

The bitter, acerbic, caustic, mordacious, and just plain gross aroma that lingers in the enclosed airspace surrounding a poorly abused and neglected microwave—particularly repulsive in a shared office environment. An olfactory scarring, not soon to be forgotten, which will singe into the memory of all co-workers the dangers of an unsupervised bag both to kitchen appliances and to the productivity of an otherwise fully functioning office staff.
Alisa got distracted by a phenomenally interesting cubicle conversation and neglected her microwave snack. The office quickly filled with the dreaded burnt popcorn smell and she felt really bad about it, but we all had a jolly laugh, lit some candles, and decided to love her anyway.

pop some popcorn 

code for getting high or smoking when in bad company
Mike says to Dave as his parents are in the room:"You guys want to pop some popcorn?"
Dave:"yeah, I'm down"
pop some popcorn by D-Bag Jones January 31, 2010

Ukrainain popcorn

When you fart in bed and pull the covers over your partner's face.
Just before I broke up with my girlfriend, I gave her Ukrainain popcorn.

packing popcorn 

When a woman is wearing a bathing suit (or underwear for that matter) and hasn't shaved her pubes the resulting puffy look under the bathing suit or underwear
Man look at that bitch in the bikini - she's packing popcorn - better give her the weed wacker.
packing popcorn by THE TAS December 28, 2008

burnt popcorn smell 

The smell of someone's piss who smokes too much weed.
That golden shower just smelled like burnt popcorn!
(burnt popcorn smell)

Butt Popcorn 

Severe hemorroidal swelling around the perimeter of anus. The multitude of bumps resembles the texture of popped popcorn.
"What do you see back there Dr., is it bad?"

"Good lord Mr. Smith, you have so many hemorroids back here I feel like I just stuck my hand into a bag of butt popcorn."
Butt Popcorn by Jimboslice1976 October 19, 2013