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polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..
If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.
by PutterPutterNutterButter July 13, 2016
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Polish The Rim

Do you guys have a bathroom? I need to Polish The Rim!
by Starla S Lansky October 31, 2019
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Polish fuckers

Polish fuckers means either that someone hates polish people so much that they will blame them for pretty much anything even if it’s not their fault or they are to obsessed with doing Ww2 role-play cuz why the fuck not
NEIN THISE POLISH FUCKERS

GOD DAMMIT MY MOM CAUGHT ME WATCHING PORN THISE POLISH FUCKERS
by Ilikedahri October 18, 2021
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Polish the meat

When its just you and your right hand (unless youre a lefty) and you get in a good mood, and just let your Jesus juices fly
Jimmy's girlfriend left him, so he was just left to "Polish the meat"
by Daboyyyy August 24, 2013
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Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.
Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.
by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011
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Polish Trumpet

When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.
D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"

C - "Bruh."
by The burger king 69 June 29, 2023
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Polish Pete

Whose that attractive large chap driving the coach ? OH that Polish Pete he's a Fucking Legend!!!!!!
by Meatypt February 2, 2023
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