Head Pat

Description used for people who are so stupid that the only thing you can do is head pat them.
Why are you such a Head Pat?
by FantaChic June 21, 2020
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pat - don't wipe

Method used for cleansing rectal area after a bad case of diarrhea.
I had the ass crippling trots so long, I had to resort to the pat - don't wipe method.
by stahlout September 15, 2006
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Pat Pope Style

A guy who likes to rail a women from behind and not make any eye contact with her when she turns her head to look back at him. Also known as the Poping from Behind.
Remember that chick i was with last night? Well, i went for the Pat Pope Style and succeeded.

I totally met this chick last night and ended up Poping from Behind.
by Shitty McCunterman October 12, 2011
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Pat my fruit

When a women wants someone to finger them and/or "pat" (play with) their clit
"Girl I was sooooo horny I straight up told liam to pat my fruit in public and I loved it!"
by Uberhorny69 March 04, 2022
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On my pat malone

To be left alone, being on one’s own
Hey Wally, you left me on my pat malone and I have to do the motor rebuild by me fuckin self.
by Aussiedogs May 14, 2023
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Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."
by Evetsmeat May 28, 2018
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