orgasmic stretch

When you stretch and you feel a strong sexual pleasure

"I was playing Call of Duty for 5 hours straight, standing up incited an orgasmic stretch."

by IdaIrishMan June 25, 2017

Orgasmageddon

The impending moment every girl faces when she runs out of orgasms. Orgasms are limited in number and will eventually be impossible to have.

She didn't know it, but every orgasm she used, brought her closer to Orgasmageddon.

by Always Dripping February 8, 2018

Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic

A person who portrays them self as ethically and spiritually sound but, are contradicting to their beliefs. The organic nature of the cucumber refers to the morals of the individual, who usually preaches ones morality. The plastic wrapping is a metaphor of the betrayal to their own beliefs. For example; Nathaniel is an outspoken advocate for the prevention of animal cruelty but can be often found at 3am eating at McDonalds.

Organic cucumber wrapped in plastic was coined by Jasmin V, 24th November 2018

"Have you met the new PR executive? They're such an Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic."

by A Gherkin November 23, 2018

orgasmacist

When you give her/him/them/they an orgasm so intense, their eyes roll back into their head and the head starts spinning... You have reached level: Orgasmacist

I gave her an orgasm so good this morning, she called me an Orgasmacist.

by JamfSlayer July 21, 2020

organized religion

n.
A form of crime ring or cult that relies on convincing the general public that they are the guardians of morality and ethics.
They usually hide behind walls of self-righteousness and mass manipulation.

Questioning their propaganda is prohibited - sometimes as part of any scriptures or other materials passed down through the generations.

In this, they are able to exist for centuries, or even millennia - without interference from most forms of government and law enforcement.
Some of their favourite victim groups include:
- Young Children
- People with Disabilities
- The Mentally Ill
- The Naive
- Members of other organized religions, or even persons not affiliated with one

BOB: Hey Tom, did you hear Father Grimes got sent to jail cause he raped a bunch of kids 20 years ago?
TOM: That's organized religion for you...

MARY: Hey Betty, my parents are thinking of going to Syria to kill people that don't agree with their beliefs...
BETTY: Good grief... sounds like that organized religion got to their heads.

ADAM: Richard, have you heard of that group that meets at the community centre every weekend? COVID's got me bored as fuck... I'm thinking of joining.
RICHARD: Watch out, that's some cult-ass organized religion bullshit going on there.
ADAM: Oh wow, thanks! Definitely going to be skipping that garbage.

by diabetesspicelatte November 10, 2021

The Organic Panic

Refers to the subculture of people who will only eat organic food and make sure everyone knows it.

Is that organic?! I can't possibly eat that if it isn't 100% organic and I want you to know it. Is that applesauce organic? Because if it's not it might poison my child. Really? McDonalds, do they have an organic menu? I'm part of The Organic Panic.

by llibymme August 22, 2012

spiritual orgasm

A spiritual orgasm is accomplished through meditation or any form of phycedelic experienc. An overload of being consumed by esoteric beauty and ultimately breaking through to multidimensional traveling to realms including "heaven".
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"My first DMT experience introduced me to spiritual orgasms"....boom

by GoaT. February 5, 2015