ones and twos

two turntables - #1 and #2. thus, ones and twos.

Yo, we got DJ Revolution rippin' it up on the ones and twos tonight.

by kha` May 17, 2004

one joke

It's where trolls and conservatives overuse the same joke since 2016 to make fun of the lgbt community over and over again. When they think they're funny. They'll often use soyjacks, show outdated photos of left people angry when using these jokes or associate women with colored hair, a bad photo of a trans woman to support their joke. The right/conservatives will think that the left will be angry at this but in reality it's Just that one joke.

"I identify as a attack helicopter" " my car indentifys as a Lamborghini" "don't assume my gender I'll get angry" "my pronouns are nor/mal" "attack helicopter, ba/sed, bigender=2 genders, blue hair, emily🏳️ 🌈,BLM ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽,she/they is typing.., alphabet people, 41% super straight" then people in the page would say "one joke" or r/onejoke

by Hidden manifesto October 27, 2021

Suck One

1. Literally, to go suck a dick.

Can be used jokingly.

Sometimes accompanied with a crossover of the arms over the general cock area, two pounds. Gesture only perfromed by fags.

syn: Suck it, Suck my Dick, etc.

Dave: I made a 70 on my test.
Eric: I made a 84, you dumb bitch!
Dave: SUCK ONE!

by Griddlecakes October 28, 2006

one up

To outdo a deed of another.

I can one up that.

by Tailor August 29, 2003

One Ply

Toilet paper which is just one sheet thick. This toilet paper is discounted and should be used at your own risk. Your fingers will frequently go through the toilet paper creating a mess that would not occur if you were not so stingy as to buy one ply in the first place.

Guy 1: Fuck, u smell like shit. What happened to you?
Guy 2: I'm low on money this week, i've been using one ply.

by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009

Little One

Nickname. Affectionate term for one of your favorite people who happens to be petite or diminutive. Very lovable and adorable person. People love to hug this person because she fits well into their arms because of her small size.

Come give me a hug, Little One.

I adore my Little One because she fits just right!

by celebri-T April 04, 2009

One-up

Someone who always trys to "one-up" you by being better at EVERYTHING. Created by TK & MW (God)

Eg1
Guy: I just shot down the enemy chopper!

One-up: Yeah, I did that with my tomahawk like five times.

Eg2
Guy: I just got my first nuke!

One-up: Yeah, after my first nuke, I got one every round after that for three days straight

by Yodaguy January 15, 2011