Max Blake

A really tiny fucking douchebag of a guy who won't shut the fuck up sometimes. Like these people are genuinely so mind-numbingly atrocious in their habits that it cannot be understated how unpleasant it is to be in this man's vicinity. Often plays mobile games in social environments to compensate for his lack of looks and social skills, as well as donning the haircut of a greasy beach bum, as well as his goblin-like appearance making for an absurdly grotesque sight. If you ever happen to come across a man named Max Blake, there is, under no circumstance, a reason to greet this person.

he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.

Man 1: Hey man, what do you want to do today?
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!

by JewLova1952 June 1, 2022

sam blake

Sam Blake is a wombat who never gets any girls and is generally quite a shit person with a shit personality. They have a ghetto booty

"wow look at his ghetto ass"
"must be a sam blake"

by liamharrisisgay January 28, 2014

blake tart

A really good boy and gets all the girls

Oh I bet that’s a blake tart over there

by Papadaddy35 November 28, 2019

blake irvin

some people call him mark. flyest white boy east of the Mississippi

y’all heard of that white kid at ravenwood

who blake irvin

by slattttq January 20, 2022

hannah blake

beautiful, amazing, the greatest

‘i miss hannah blake so much’

by yesmehi January 6, 2021

Blake shields

A fuck boy that’s beats girls and only wants the pics

Blake Shields is a pussy

by Blake shields May 29, 2018

blake bentley

A person who likes. Big dog dick in his ass and belives they are a girl.

Did u hear about Blake Bentley and Shelby

by Bmb 2002 May 13, 2017