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Number one Jungkook stan

It’s Keira. Keira is THE biggest Jungkook Stan on earth and there is no fighting that
Person 1: Ohh it’s Keira!

Person 2: the NUMBER ONE Jungkook Stan?!

Number three 

When you have to piss and shit at the same time
Kid: Mommy, bathroom!

Mom: Number one or number two?

Kid: Number three! It's coming out!
Number three by KnightofNerdom November 23, 2021

Number 26 

Do you know the breast beater
Yea
It’s me let my slap your duck number 26
Number 26 by The ass smoker November 24, 2021

Number 71 

Something which takes an unbearably long time to happen. Specially used in cases where the said something used to happen on a regular basis.

Inspired by Indian Cricketer Virat Kohli's drought of centuries after his 70th international ton.
Steve: Dude, do you have any idea why Joe isn't texting me nowadays? We used to talk all the time!

Kane: I think he's pulling a Number 71 on ya.
Number 71 by Mark Nicholas November 25, 2021

Number 3 

The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).
Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”
Number 3 by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021

Number Rumtum

A daily number-based game which is highly superior to Wordle. How many tries will to take you to get a Rumtum?
Omg I got the Number Rumtum on the first try today guys.

A Rumtum in one? Go on my son.