Missouri Mop Bucket

When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.

When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.

by akaRakxm October 03, 2023

Swamp mop

Your girlfriend is on her period. The towel you're using to bang on is used to "mop up" the juices at random intervals during intercourse

That time of the month. Had to use the swamp mop twice to save from staying the comforter

by Gronkum March 19, 2016

Mopping king

Person (Hasse) who is known for mopping to excellence

Little better at mopping than others is called mopping king

by Deck crew November 21, 2024

Pussy Mop

When your beard is so long you have to shampoo and condition it after your squirter girlfriend cums on your face.

I feel great when my man goes down on me because I know his pussy mop will clean up the mess.

by Phoxy-Kat February 21, 2025

Slop mop

A girl who is acting sloppy and playin a male

" You really actin slop mop, don't play."

by Amanda April 13, 2003

Tallahassee wet mop

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.

I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…

by Mancho76 February 15, 2025

mopping

A word used in emo slang, usually meant as a method of twerking naked.

Damn that girl be mopping good!

by John XD92 November 23, 2022