mensalo

When you are in the top 2% of IQ you can join Mensa

When you are also in the top 2% of penis size (roughly greater than 6.9 inches pending research? One study indicates >7 inches to be top 1%) you can be a Mensalo

That mf is socially awkward but processes quickly and claims some size - I bet he’s a Mensalo.

by DyvCush May 14, 2023

Mona

Mona is a asscrack the first I saw her My eyes lit up and poop started to fly out of my ass. She does not take showers in the morning so her fishy might fish. She hates men but likes woman her crush is a Dhara.

Omg she is such a mona

Omg is that Mona Kahla, the one that hates men and does not take showers

by Monalover3456 June 4, 2023

monaee

a bad bitch who dont take no shit from nobody

Dont play with monaee she gone fuck you up

by Slutsareyou November 21, 2023

Minsadi

Minsadi means a kind hearted and very beautiful girl. This type of girls loves animals. Especially Dogs 🐕

My besties name also minsadi

Minsadi

by Obatasathutuidadn2023 November 28, 2023

Mona lisa

To pull a robbery ; typically lured to a hotel by a beautiful women to a motel to be robbed by waiting men.

"Hey baby we need to come up let's pull a Mona lisa"

by Charlie Humboldt January 26, 2024

Mensa Stewie

The ultimate insult for the worst of humanity. When “asshole” or “fucktard” or “ultimate loser” or any other such description is completely insufficient. For this situation, Mensa Stewie is a special term that combines the stereotype of the asshole Mensan (a belittling self-aggrandizing humorless dullard douchebag who is about 1/1000 as smart as he/she pretends) with cartoon legend Stewie (a precocious sociopathic sort who feigns adulthood but has the emotional maturity, judgment, and communication skills of a developmentally challenged toddler).

Normal person: Did you hear that a porn star has been nominated for a Nobel Piece Prize?

Mensa Stewie: Source? That’s false. No porn star will ever be nominated.

Normal person: Look. It’s Mensa Stewie. Casting agnorant dullness from the helm of the douche canoe.

Mensa Stewie: That proves you have no source.

Normal person: Go away—you’re always unwelcome. Quit lashing out in anger because you are far too small to self-fellate and your Mom made the mistake of not swallowing.

by Bigdogs123 March 4, 2024

monagony

The excruciating pain that's the result of marrying the wrong person.

I was in monagony until my partner left me for another. Now I'm happy, calm and the future is bright.

by Ilookmervlus March 11, 2024