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moist the bed

Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?
by marconorman97 May 16, 2016
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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moist hoagie

A woman's vagina that's moist and smells like deli meat.
When i went down on Maria she smelled like black forest ham, at the moment in time i realized she had one moist hoagie.
by Vomit Club October 3, 2016
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moist

When someone is trying to beg it upto when they can clearly see they are not liked.
No one likes Diogo, he's so moist
by Mithara De Alwis April 2, 2023
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moist salami

After a long day of work a lady spreads her legs and the mountain of cheese rains out from underneath. Her vagina releases a cheese like substance that she quickly scoops up and jams it in her mouth while watching some super dirty midget porn.
Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.
by Dirty Sex Monkey January 24, 2018
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Moist Honk

After sex when a woman sits up and queefs loudly
“Yo dude when I smashed Tina yesterday she let out the loudest moist honk I’ve ever heard”
by Basedpenits June 9, 2023
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