Mountain Gook

N. A native of Afghanistan (esp.) or Iraq, especially when a member of an enemy military force.

"fucking mountain gooks"

by TankTracks December 18, 2012

Mountain biker

A dumbass who likes jumping off mountains on a bike.

Random dude: I saw an awesome mountain biker doing a wheelie down the road today!

by 00Ezeus75 November 7, 2019

mountain top girl

a girl large enough that you can take up to the mountains to keep you warm and sleep in her blubber.

Bro 1: dude... joe made out with a mountain top girl.
Bro 2: No freakin way.. thats hilarious.

by gibsonsgclassics March 5, 2010

Mountain Dew

1) A beverage from PepsiCo that is high in caffeine and extremely good.

2) God's blood, sweat, and tears in the form of a bottle/can.

3) Any redneck's favorite drink

4) Heaven in a variety of flavors including (but not limited to) Code Red, Live Wire, Voltage, and Baja Blast.

5) Sponsors Dale Jr's NASCAR car

6) If you put all flavors of cans into a giant circle, they will all spill into a dew puddle and summon Jesus

7) A term used for when you don't really know whether you just ejaculated or pissed yourself

8) A form of liquid meth to gamers

9) THE BEST FUCKING THING WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN TO US AS AMERICANS

1) Jimmy went to the store to buy some Mountain Dew so he could serve his party guests with something

2) "I just drank Mountain Dew.......holy shit"

3) "Hey Ol' Jimbo, wanna go get some Mountain Dew and then go hunting?"
"HELL YEAAAHAAHAHAH"

4) Charlie was unable to decide what Mountain Dew flavor to get, for he knew all of them would give him immortality.

5) Dale Jr won the NASCAR race because of the power or Mountain Dew

6) Andrew was stunned when he pulled a Mountain Dew. Facing him, with a glowing face and white robes, was none other than Jesus.

7) "Bobby my pants are wet af and I don't know whether it is piss or cum"
"Damn, that's some Mountain Dew right there"

8) Jacob met Alex at 11:00 at night behind the alley to do their Mountain Dew exchange

9) "Want some Mountain Dew?"
"HEEEEELLLLLLLLL YUEEEESAAAAAGHGHHGHHGH"

by bmb0909 November 6, 2015

Mountain jew

Mountain Jew is a refreshing beverage that consists of a Jewish women's urine a.k.a having a Jewish women piss in your mouth

Jewish woman:I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you
Man:im gonna need some mountain Jew for that extra energy boost

by Stoner_beux_420 May 2, 2021

mountain top

The drunkest you can possibly ever be.

"Are you stoopid loose? Mountain Top?"

by Sir Lunatic September 6, 2011

mountain lion

A male who dates or marries a women at least thirty years younger than they are.

Hugh, age 69, is such a mountain lion his girlfriend is now 19.

by qweef shady June 20, 2011