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eggnog milkshake

A holiday sex act where the male ejaculates on a female and goes to take a picture, but when he returns with a camera she has cleaned it off. Still wanting a picture, the male then pours eggnog over her face and breasts in an eggnog bukkake.
She cleaned up before I took the pic so I gave her an eggnog milkshake.
by SandyClaws December 12, 2013
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Modesto Milkshake

When a male shoots a rail of semen on someone then sprinkles meth on top of it and either him or someone else on eats it.
I heard that some dude gave you're neighbor a Modesto milkshake at some party i went to last night.
by Skullz51 June 26, 2019
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Grimace Milkshake

When a heavy set man ejaculates on a women’s breasts.
by MikaylaNathanial June 15, 2023
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Chocolate Milkshake

The act of drinking semen through a chocolate flavored straw.
She didn't let him pull out, so he got his sippy straw and had a chocolate Milkshake.
by zfgngf January 22, 2017
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Lenny Milkshake

Best clan ever. They good at every game. Their iconic thing is they like being naked and like naked black man
Lenny Milkshake is the best clan ever pls join
by DelaYwastaken October 8, 2021
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Mongolian Milkshake

A special drink before sex that deals with sexual partner(s) bonding through blending body fluids and fecal matter together and then drinking it. This drink is best made while the woman is on her period, if a woman is involved in the act. Both partners (or more) should consume a large portion of shitty North Philly Chinese food the day before making the drink. Step 1 is for both the partners to take turns shitting in a plastic bag, and grind it up into 1 liquid paste to be frozen. Make sure at least half of the bag is full and wait approximately 8 hours to take it out of the freezer and begin the blending process. The other ingredients to the drink include Urine (warm and hot), Female period blood, a few days worth of semen. Enjoy!
I don't know why I am throwing up, because man that Mongolian Milkshake I had with your mom last night tasted sooooo gooooood!!
by Bubba Ragu October 18, 2014
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Milkshake Surprise

When you nut in her mouth, and she keeps it in her mouth, releasing it in to yours when you go to kiss her
I was having an amazing time until she gave me a milkshake surprise
by afliiee March 12, 2020
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