Mildread

a sex position in which the male eats the female out while the female is eating a chocolate covered banana with sprinkles on it. This is usually done by people who live in Usbekistan, Malaysia, Tomor-lest, Yemen, Czech- republic, Scandanavia and Germany.

Heyy Marys boy gave a mildread last night.

by lampost300000 April 19, 2009

blue sky mile

Bitchin band, listen to Universal City off of MP3.com, hope they get big someday.

Blue Sky Mile rocked the party.

by Anonymous June 15, 2003

mild

Mom I'd Like to Drill. A variation off of the more popular (and now far too commonplace) MILF. Thus, one can use this term and not be worried about said MILD overhearing.

Damn, Markie's mom is fuckin' MILD!

by Hunter January 5, 2005

meldebush

whatever there is to eat

used by hassled mothers to appease their kids' appetites
as in
what's for dinner
meldebush

by AnnMarie Eldon April 25, 2006

Midderest

A name for an inappropriate part of a females body.

I touched your mom's midderest last night. it was fun

by MidderestMan March 13, 2011

Mile high French dip

When one puts just the tip of his or her tongue in a pilot's butt. For a brief period after 9/11, it was often referred to as the "Mile High Freedom Dip".

The flight attendant was so impressed by and grateful for the maneuvering of Charles "Sully" Sullenberger that she gave him a mile high French dip.

by EioDesign November 2, 2015

mild raper

A rapist who cares for the sexual wants and needs of the victim.

It wasn't so bad. He was a mild raper

by Batjoker October 14, 2016