A Melting Moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin and save the shit he took and freeze it.
You then use the shit as a dildo and let the poo melt in your ass so you can then poop out your partners shit

My missus just tried a melting moment! She looked so hot squeezing out my poo from her anus

by littlemissblumpkin February 26, 2024

Team Meeting

The death of me. The wokest bullshit waste of time squandered on 'singing' tribal songs and discussing a potluck Xmas lunch that screams of food poisoning.

I'd rather get buried alive than attend another fucking ridiculous team meeting.

by ACunny November 4, 2024

Cheek Meeting

A polite way to excuse yourself for a bowel movement.

"Please excuse me, I'm being called to the office for a cheek meeting."

"Sorry I missed your call. I was in a cheek meeting."

by Valkyrie Vision Media™ February 21, 2026

Max melting

when you slowly grow more and more chins

"wow shes got three chins she must be max melting for ages"

by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025

GOFO meeting

A meeting that could've been an email

"I can't believe management dragged us all out here for a GOFO meeting"

by Sgt Antlers October 1, 2025

Biznitch Meeting

When two or more overly wealthy women with no jobs stand in a store blocking foot traffic conversing about useless shit.

I’m sorry dear it took so long to go to the bathroom. 2 women we’re having a biznitch meeting blocking the entrance.

by Artist4 October 2, 2025

Quaker style meeting

Where multiple people get together to shut the fuck up.

Anyone interested in a quaker style meeting?

by Quaker style meeting October 14, 2014