Merp

an action to merp or merping around
merping should be experienced for ones self.
Merp has no limits

you decide how you want to merp it up

Ben: Hey Sienna how was your weekend?

Sienna: Ah pretty chill you?

Ben: Mhmm just did some casual merping

Sienna: Sounds rowdy, you really know how to merp it up

by Merpislife November 7, 2010

memphicua

A slang term that addresses a cua in reference to memphis.

"I'm from memphicua!" cua cuz memphis

by guyatrandom June 10, 2009

angry mermaid

a sexual act in which two males and one female go scuba diving. While underwater each male releases into a chosen ear of the female. At this point the female descends to a lower depth in the water and releases the pressure from her ears. This creates cloudy water; therefore giving the appearance of an angry mermaid. This is a difficult maneuver to achieve; however if it is executed properly maximum pleasure can be attained.

the angry mermaid is not to be attempted by the underskilled...experts only!

by Dr. Slopinstein July 10, 2006

Mermerd

Not to be confused with the word 'mermaid'. This phrase is derived frm the French 'Mer-merde' which literally translates to 'sea-shit'. Its when you do a shit in the sea (accidentally or otherwise).

Everything was going fine until I did a mermerd

by Benroberts85 June 30, 2007

Mermaid

Woman who, on account of a case of severe lethargic nymphomania, seldom leaves the confines of her bed. The legs of such a woman, it is conjectured, would slowly begin to fuse into one were her lady tunnel not constantly inundated by wave after wave of avid lovers. This is all very well, you might think, but the nearest shower is in the other room and so she smells of rotten fish.

Larry: "Aah...Suze is such a wonderful woman"
Barry: "Get lost, mate, she's a fricking mermaid, for goodness sake!"
Garry: "Have you both lost your minds? She's made out of latex"

by pale fire October 15, 2008

MEMPHIS

1. Hater capital of North America. Second only to Iraq. The place where Dr. Martin Luther King was shot, but Elvis made a god.
2. Nearly everyone is a fat, loud, ignorant, racist, broke and irritating, self-riteous fake religious, bible thumping dipshit.
3. Produces shitty music compared to the music it used to in the past. Mostly terrible hip hop, and even worse punk rock, and even worse blues.
4. Education? What education. Easier for kids to sell crack for their mom and dreams of being a pimp.
5. Too easy to get cracked out and stay that way. The only place where people from surrounding states can collect welfare and food stamps to pay the car note.
6. All of the politicians there are dumbasses. Political issues- the statue in Forrest Park, what to do with the Pyramid, keeping Libertyland open, an easier way to get barbecue sauce out of a silk shirt.
7. Beale Street. Great place to party Thursday-Sunday. If it's not raining. Or no one got shot.
8. Mosquitoes. Church after church.
9. The place that I was forced to live by my parents.
10.The place that I'll be moving back to now that I've got my gun license.

Memphis. Just Memphis, man.

by phanomymous April 25, 2006

Memphis Dry Rub

when a woman gives you a handjob using sandpaper as a glove. The idea is that through the intense pain, your adrenaline kicks in and releases the missing endorphins to make you feel good. Then you cope with a bleeding dick.

Half my dick is missing after that Memphis Dry Rub. I have to poop.

by Limey fuck December 16, 2008