Mermerd

Not to be confused with the word 'mermaid'. This phrase is derived frm the French 'Mer-merde' which literally translates to 'sea-shit'. Its when you do a shit in the sea (accidentally or otherwise).

Everything was going fine until I did a mermerd

Mermerd by Benroberts85 June 30, 2007

Mermer 

The mermer is a mystical creature that lives in swimming pools. The creature has two mermaid tails with a human male torso in between.

It's the MERMER!

*Laughs* It's just nipples

Mermer by Las21 November 5, 2020

Mermer 

A Mermer is like a merman but has just the mer part of the merman on both sides. It can not see and has a hard time moving due to having two tails.

"I dove deep into the water and there it was the Mermer flopping around like a fish out of water."

Mermer by GardensAreZoo4Plants October 11, 2020

the mermer 

The beautiful majestic creature that goes by the name Mermer. 2 halves of fish, human abs. Another famous cryptid made by the once in a lifetime experience called Unus Annus

The mermer is in the pool again

the mermer by Proud Unus November 14, 2020

Mermerked

When a sumo sized man sleeps with mermaids.

A over sized squidbilly is floating around in the ocean and a mermaid initiates an underwater blow fish. You just got mermerked son.

Mermerked by Squidbilly Lover November 20, 2010

mermer 

with speed and efficiency

"Get out my way mermer"

mermer by Chi Smooth September 2, 2019

Mermermer 

What is said when one is asked to recall a conversation or statement made by another, especially if the information was mundane or the person saying it was inconsequential.

Andrew: I'm so cool and you just think you are. Hahaha

Me: "Huh? Did you say something? All I heard was "mermermer".

Mermermer by MauiMami December 6, 2010