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Dumpy McHatFuck

A man who is having sexual intercourse with an alpaca whilst wearing a humorous hat.

Could be used in different tones depending on the contexts in which it’s used.

Dumpy McHatFuck? (a question to whom it may concern)

DUMPY MCHATFUCK (randomly shouting this in a large crowd)
Dumpy McHatFuck (could be used to describe a sandwich at McDonalds)
"Shit, that dude just had sex with that duck whilst wearing a silly hat"
"No he didn’t dude he just DumpyMcHatFucked!"

"Can i have a DumpyMcHatFuck please"
"A what"
"a Dumpy McHatFuck?"
"please Leave"

"dumpy McHatFuck?"
"I’m sorry what?"
"give me a dumpy mchatfuck or i will eat your face"
by Norledge January 28, 2010
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crank mechanic

Gotta go visit the crank mechanic after liberty last night.
by Rodger Barnett April 15, 2008
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Mchammer

IN which your having sexual relations and you cum on the persons face
by Shakezulia March 4, 2008
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dildo mechanic

A slovenly, unintelligent person that holds a job or performs a task that is trivial or almost completely useless to society; Thus, a hypothetical person or profession dedicated to the repairing/fixing of rubber penises would be a perfect example.
"That damn rent-a-cop! He sees my car everyday! He knows who I am, yet he still has to stop me and give me the third degree and ask me to present my ID card! Geez, what a dildo mechanic!
by Mike Francisco October 15, 2008
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amish mechanic

Things of foulness a drunk farmer usually does to his livestock, such as fisting or assfucking.
"they caught jason fucking that horse, he is an amish mechanic!"
by ak-pete April 9, 2006
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mechanabalism

The act of eating engine parts, normally performed by a mechanic whilst performing routine maintenance on your car to ensure you will be back with further problems
by ralphy Suttle June 12, 2003
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Mechanix Run

The act of running with a slight slouch and both arms horizontally level with the shoulders changing to a downward 90 degree angle at the elbow and having each hand clenched.
Jim! do the mechanix run!
by RazorsEdge709 April 14, 2008
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