Shanghai Major

Pulling a huge failure; fucked up really, really bad. A shitshow that should always be forgotten.

P1: Hey man, about that test last week, how'd you do?
P2: Let's just say I Shanghai Major'd that shit.
P1: Holy shit! I don't even want to know now. Let's forget about what we talked about.

by TheTrollUhate August 18, 2016

major tuna

A fine ass girl. That you would pipe in an instant

(Girl walks by) major tuna alert

by D1myke March 23, 2017

MAJOR AIDS

A person who is not the father. They are probably the grand infector and you should stay away from them at all costs if you don’t want to risk the aids touch.

That guy has MAJOR AIDS. I wouldn’t go near him; probably for the AIDS touch.

by spienator101 November 13, 2023

major key

A key leading you to the road of more success,notice I said more. Popularized by DJ kahled

Major key, keep "They" away from you.

by Whynot October 4, 2016

Major League <1989- Choke Your Coward's Bitch <<&>>And<<&>> Mitch> leaguE majoR

Major League <1989- Choke Your Coward's Bitch <<&>>And<<&>> Mitch> leaguE majoR

Major League <1989- Choke Your Coward's Bitch <<&>>And<<&>> Mitch> leaguE majoR

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

Major anger issues

Always gets mad.
easily.

"you have major anger issues..."

by xheluvsshanx October 28, 2023

non-feminist art major

That one girl that nobody knew and thought was weird. You started talking to her, she has a full understanding of sarcastic comedy, sorta cute, good fashion sense, but lazy. You were friends with her for too long so she doesn't take any advances seriously, even though she's never had a boyfriend.

Damn, I wish I was with that non-feminist art major right now, we'd be laughing and drinking a nice glass of white wine while discussing what would happen if an aborted fetus were put into a blender.

by JigglyPuffinYourMom August 11, 2015