Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants

You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses

by Soft Steve January 31, 2012

Faux-mosexual

An act of homosexual sex that is negated by some timely excuse

"well, it wasnt really gay, they were wearing a skirt, so it was faux-mosexual"

by rocketman210 June 10, 2015

Road Moses

When you're the second car behind a slow driver who turns or changes lanes allowing you to lead the drivers behind you to or beyond the speed limit

Car 1 turns into other lane.

"Thank god now i can lead my people to proper speed as Road Moses "

by Disgruntled man March 21, 2016

destaney moses

Very sexual lesbian that loves eating pussy for all meals of the day

Wow I really want a destaney moses

by Lesbian law March 13, 2017

Puke Moses

If you want to move through a tight crowd, just start retching and gagging like you're going to vomit. Never fails to part a crowd. The Puke Moses.

How can we get out of this packed crowd nobody is moving?

- Puke Moses your way through

by Deviantmind Mich November 5, 2017

Stone Moses

set in their ways?

She’s like a stone moses

by Wizardofahhhhhhhs September 9, 2018

Queer-mosexual

A person wearing a man bun with a beard and walks around like they were bent over in the pen

Alex Is such a queer-mosexual

by Juliojenkins January 29, 2019