math ain't mathing

When something simply does not add up.

He doesn't pay his rent but he's Venmo requesting me for the round he bought last night... the math ain't mathing.

by lovEdrUnkduCk12 January 14, 2022

math homework

code for masturbating, often used in public places where discussing masturbation would usually be awkward

"wanna go out?".. busy with math homework
"you free today?"... nope, math homework

by .Nishi September 24, 2011

Matas

A perfect lad with a good personality and very funny and popular.And most commonly they are Lithuanian.Most People called Matas are very strong and kind too

Hey matas
Welll

by Realbot229 October 24, 2019

Fucking Math

Math for every day use.

Fucking Math:

alcohol * (man + woman) - contraceptive + 9months = baby

man + man = sore ass

woman + woman = scissors

by EntropicSoul August 16, 2010

The Wokenization of Singapore Math

When white Christian nationalists or ultra-MAGA patriots subscribe to the radical pedagogy that adopting (or adapting part of) the Singapore math curriculum would only adulterate theirs, because exposing local students to alien problem-solving strategies and heuristics under the guise of multicultural math or ethnomathematics would only give undue credit to foreign curriculum math specialists and publishers.

A number of white or “woke” curriculum censors are covertly working hand in hand with American textbook publishers to push for the wokenization of Singapore math, with both parties having a vested interest to ensure that dear inch-deep-mile-wide K–12 math textbooks rather than value-for-money foreign math titles inundate as many states and local schools as possible.

by Fasters May 9, 2023

math

when the fuck are we gonna use it in our lives?

person 1: did you do your math homework?

person 2: fuck no its a waste of time im gonna be a carpet installer.

by JST505 January 28, 2009

Math

Subject that does have real world applications. Important subject to grasp, however most teachers are boring as fuck about teaching it, making most kids resent the subject with a passion. Simply put, if the teacher sucks, you are going to think math sucks.

Math....Algebra, Geometry, Trigonometry, Calculus

by Sweet_Tea_Sipper November 22, 2011