MAJOR AIDS

A person who is not the father. They are probably the grand infector and you should stay away from them at all costs if you don’t want to risk the aids touch.

That guy has MAJOR AIDS. I wouldn’t go near him; probably for the AIDS touch.

by spienator101 November 13, 2023

major key

A key leading you to the road of more success,notice I said more. Popularized by DJ kahled

Major key, keep "They" away from you.

by Whynot October 4, 2016

Shanghai Major

Pulling a huge failure; fucked up really, really bad. A shitshow that should always be forgotten.

P1: Hey man, about that test last week, how'd you do?
P2: Let's just say I Shanghai Major'd that shit.
P1: Holy shit! I don't even want to know now. Let's forget about what we talked about.

by TheTrollUhate August 18, 2016

Major Air Dribble

What happens when you pull your pants up too fast after going to the bathrooms

I just took a shit and I had a Major Air Dribble

by OrionJeremy March 1, 2019

Major Johnson

A boner. A fat. A chubby. A hard on. The erect penis of the human male

Ben has a major johnson for ayla

by Fat man little boy December 4, 2025

buzzkill major

a term used when something is a extreme, serious bust or let down.

Jessy: "Crap! I just remembered that I have a project due tomorow!"

Kassy: Dude, Buzzkill major.

by ava555 June 20, 2011

Major

he literally sell his soul to war thunder and a fuking wehraboos retarded and he have a fuking huge pet and he scared and he calling BIAWAK MAJOR,he body size is realy huge like 1 gallon of AQUA water

MAJOR- IM literally GOD OF 2A5 BC MY KD RATIO IS 2:1 AND MY CREW IS FOKING ACEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHA WEHRABOS GOES HAIL HITTTT

by NICK_gurr212 November 22, 2021