"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.
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Get the M-Lube mug.The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.
Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."
Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
by Dr. Kickass May 19, 2006
Get the lube job while you wait mug.The fluids secreted by the vagina that lubricate the penis during sexual intercourse that seemingly have no correct scientific designation.
Last night I was making out my mom and it got pretty intense. Her panties were soaked with love lube.
Cool story, bro.
Cool story, bro.
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and blowjobs (of other dudes).
(look at his name lube-in...cmon)
and blowjobs (of other dudes).
(look at his name lube-in...cmon)
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Something that's just totally wrong, inconceivably awful. Derived from the fact that "lube" is just a nasty word, no matter what it's supposed to mean.
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