Lap

Abbreviation for loose ass pussy

“You lap b*tch!”

by Mia Avion April 10, 2021

Lap Dogg

A women who uses the word no to try and get men to force themselves onto them sexually, this can happen with clothes on or off.

That bitch signed into the barracks and came into my room, took her own panties off then gonna tell me no ??
Get the fuck out of here lap dogg, tryna bite me bitch...

by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018

what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.

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what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

Vic-tory lap

When one lady reaches down the front, and another reaches down the back and they join hand at the taint. They hold hands and it's nice ♥️

My girlfriend and I made a Vic-tory lap and now we're kinda gay 🌈

by Ashleezona April 12, 2019

Lapping

The act of passing someone while already in first place, in a multi-lap race.

Person 1: Ha, you're so slow; I'm lapping you!
Person 2: Oh yeah you ar— fuck off.

by Flowerling April 28, 2021

loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.

Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.

by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023

glory lap

Running the whole way round a university/college faculty while naked, to celebrate a successful night out. This is sometimes done as a dare and almost always whilst pissed.

1. "Man, that was the best night out ever. Wanna do a glory lap around the History fac on our way back to our dorms?"

2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"

3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"

by prohobbit September 28, 2018