Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.
by WilsonWhisp June 13, 2018
Get the Taking a Linda mug.Empress Edna Chloe Linda Brunhilda the First is the most talented person you will ever meet. She is absolutely perfection and succeeds at everything they do. They are always on time an never EVER late. They always attract people with their FABULOUS looks! Like WOOOOOO MAMA Smooches to you
by Empress Edna Chloe Linda Brunh March 17, 2022
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by The fucking goat 🐐 April 15, 2022
Get the What up lindsey mug.The daughter of Satan,
The hellspawn of Evil,
the bringer of Death, Plague and all manners of bad juju.
She is a hot chick who likes to eat hearts and bathe in blood. Her house is the entrance to Hell, each room containing over 1,000 things that could kill you...
Her henchmen are large portly buggers who carry axes and wear pig heads as masks.
She has a body to die for, and chances are you will. She can shoot lazer beams outta her eyes and anything she touches turns to ash.
Also has the ability to control spiders...her 'final form' resembles a large mutant spider cross with something from a clive barker movie.
She is a known witch, turning people inside out and stuff. Her broomstick is a human spine, skull and the pelvic bone.
He 'wand' is a massive guitar looking thing that shoot a number of projectiles including 'zombies'.
Any man or woman who comes in contact with her, falls under her spell...
They bend to her will, and bow the the ways of her music.
Nicknames include: Darksoul The Heartless, She Who Must Not Be Named, She-Devil of Darkness and Gothica
She is set to bring about the apocalypse, and nothing on earth can stop her...Not even Chuck Norris!
The hellspawn of Evil,
the bringer of Death, Plague and all manners of bad juju.
She is a hot chick who likes to eat hearts and bathe in blood. Her house is the entrance to Hell, each room containing over 1,000 things that could kill you...
Her henchmen are large portly buggers who carry axes and wear pig heads as masks.
She has a body to die for, and chances are you will. She can shoot lazer beams outta her eyes and anything she touches turns to ash.
Also has the ability to control spiders...her 'final form' resembles a large mutant spider cross with something from a clive barker movie.
She is a known witch, turning people inside out and stuff. Her broomstick is a human spine, skull and the pelvic bone.
He 'wand' is a massive guitar looking thing that shoot a number of projectiles including 'zombies'.
Any man or woman who comes in contact with her, falls under her spell...
They bend to her will, and bow the the ways of her music.
Nicknames include: Darksoul The Heartless, She Who Must Not Be Named, She-Devil of Darkness and Gothica
She is set to bring about the apocalypse, and nothing on earth can stop her...Not even Chuck Norris!
Guy: Woah look at that hot chick!
Hobo: Nah sonny, thats LINDSIA, shes all kinds of bad news...
*both die*
Guy: Did you hear about Brad? That chick LINDSIA totally killed him...he got ate!
Hobo: Nah sonny, thats LINDSIA, shes all kinds of bad news...
*both die*
Guy: Did you hear about Brad? That chick LINDSIA totally killed him...he got ate!
by Jor-Reno September 8, 2009
Get the Lindsia mug.Same as Hilary duff-relies on present fame and image for success.
Not very talented, but at least has more talent then Hilary Duff. She can dance a little BIT AND CO-WRITES HER SONGS. hER ACTING SKILLS AREN'T GREAT, BUT THEY'RE A LOT BETTER than hilary duff's.
Also she has a more mature personality.
Not very talented, but at least has more talent then Hilary Duff. She can dance a little BIT AND CO-WRITES HER SONGS. hER ACTING SKILLS AREN'T GREAT, BUT THEY'RE A LOT BETTER than hilary duff's.
Also she has a more mature personality.
by dfsdfsd May 4, 2005
Get the Lindsay Lohan mug.Lindsey's been telling me to do my latin homework but isn't doing her psychology homework. SHE'S SUCH A HYPOCRITE.
by emogirlfivethousand May 9, 2018
Get the Lindsey mug.Lindas, also known as Brendas, Sheryls, or any other stereotypical white name, are what people like to call white Christian moms who brag about their kids and get salty about places not having enough vegan options.
by Meme queen for life August 17, 2018
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