to confess one's undying love for a girl to win her over, even though there truly is no undying love, just a general drunken attraction to the female.
At first I didn't think she'd come home with me, but then I gave her the keeler special, and she fell for it!
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The unsavory practice of surprising a sleeping partner by running the full length of a sweaty grundle across their nose/face.
After a five hour bike ride, Neil couldn't wait to get home, get out of his spandex, and keelhaul his girlfriend.
by Spjork June 8, 2005
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Guy 1: "Dude, i was with this chick the other night. Long story short, I licked her asshole to get her excited and then I stuck it in her ass to finish her off."
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea you were a Keebler Elf."
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea you were a Keebler Elf."
by Rawkfan April 6, 2009
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A Club Cracker
by Mark Smith December 3, 2004
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Get the Keelie mug.\Keel"er\, n. See 3d Keel. 1. One employed in managing a Newcastle keel;
2. A small or shallow tub; esp., one used for holding materials for calking ships, or one used for washing dishes, etc.
3. An individual of unsavory character; usually includes the following: pathological dishonesty, malice, disregard for the welfare of others, inability to maintain long-term relationships, psychological dysfunction in relation to environment and self (i.e. poor hygine).
2. A small or shallow tub; esp., one used for holding materials for calking ships, or one used for washing dishes, etc.
3. An individual of unsavory character; usually includes the following: pathological dishonesty, malice, disregard for the welfare of others, inability to maintain long-term relationships, psychological dysfunction in relation to environment and self (i.e. poor hygine).
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