jump the couch

"W. has jumped the couch."

"Not fallen off the couch, as he did when he choked on that pretzel."

"Jumped it." - Maureen Dowd, New York Times

"Then, as president, he jumped the couch by pedaling through the guns of August -the growing carnage and chaos in Iraq and Afghanistan." - Maureen Dowd, New York Times

by Troseph September 19, 2005

jump the couch

It's also a phrase used in the fraternity world when an active member puts his own status on the line for a rushee. He tells the house that he is "jumping the couch" for a rushee, and that the next vote to allow the rushee into the house is a simultaneous vote to keep the active in the house. Direct opposite of blackball.

After several unsuccessful votes to get his friend into his fraternity, John "jumped the couch" for Sam, but the fraternity still voted Sam down, so John had to leave the fraternity forever in disgrace.

by ThomasJay September 18, 2005

jump off

a crack pipe, usually one of those 4" glass tubes with a fake rose inside sold in urban convenience stores as a novelty

Yo, I just copped some rock. Gimme your jump off if you want a blast.

by ATown Chronic January 11, 2008

Jump off

a bitch who has sex for money and jumps off one dick to another for more money.

Don't fuck wit that bitch she's a jump off

by Morgan Dent March 28, 2003

Jump the Shark

Idiom meaning to overcome that which has taken one's power.

~ Juliet Bennett

In order to emotionally move on, unrequited Love requires one to 'jump the shark.'

by Cloud Hopper December 15, 2011

jump the couch

To jump the couch is to go crazy for someone on national T.V. by ''jumping on thier couch'' Can be used on people you know personally too. Also see jump the shark Tom Cruise

Steve: OH MY GOD I LOVE ALYSSA SO MUCH BLAH BLAH BLAH *starts to jump*

Fred: Gee, no reason to jump the couch Steve, your ruining my 599 dollar leather couch!

by DizzyLizzy April 24, 2007

Jump off

A jump off is basiclly a hoe. Or someone who trys to date all your ex's or guys you like.

"Yo i like Jamal"

"bitch your a jump off you no i dated jamal a week ago"
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"hey i like mikey!!"

"yo back up jump off you no im trying to get with him"

by kiki-crazed September 10, 2009