JOHN

a man with a very small penis, occasionally about 2 and a half inches in width and 1 inch long erect.

johns penis was so small that sheral cryed

by blargalarga March 24, 2013

Johns

Commonly used terrorist name in Saudi Arabia, originated from the massive genocide of over 100,000 men named "John", when directly translated means one who kills John, or flys a plane into his house.

Watch out for that Johns over there, he's got it out for you John!

by Billy Gates September 14, 2004

john

john is the guy who gets the most bitches, and he stole your hoe while you were reading this definition, don’t bother trying to be him, he’s too sexy for you

yo where is john? i don’t know, he’s probably with your girlfriend

by jayyyt15 January 29, 2019

Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.

Man, are you johnning tonight?!

by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019

john

john is the type of guys that will beat himself up if things go wrong, but will happily do the opposite when needed.
Johns are renowned for working in the claims industry or sales, they tend to love football and places with belmont in the name.
johns are sensual and at times can be very in touch with there emotional side, which in turn is good for friends and family.
After doing a review on all johns, 98 percent all seem to have the same generic condition commonly known as gout.
We find johns to be sedentary beings apart from walks to the pub or work.
Overall johns are friendly caring characters and always fun to have around

john is good

by neilg1980 June 1, 2018

johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster

me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate

by johnned April 18, 2019

Johned

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.

Child: "Hey dude, my dad's brother got Johned yesterday."
Other child: "lmao epic"

by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 12, 2020