John

John is a teenager that is addicted to classic anime and westerns.

He is SUCH a John!
I know right!!

by JoeYabuki December 22, 2018

John

A John is the coolest guy in the world that no other people can even think of wanting to be.

Ryleigh: "Damn John is so much cooler than me"
Everyone: "We know"

by Jordan-Sparks January 13, 2019

John

A Tight Bitch

I got john (a tight bitch)

by INfamousGhost100 February 15, 2019

John

A rich selfish bum that Pretends to be friends but is very rude, luvs flexing small not tall, and very incredibly annoying and sensitive at time he will try bash you but he’s to weak to drop, he cry’s if you say John cena to his face but that’s dead now

John is a gayass bastard that love girls

by 1273RockFellerStreet February 26, 2019

John

A South African slang for penis

Yo man, my John is feeling extra hard today

by Qwertykg March 24, 2019

john

the meaning of John is a very ugly boy who has a crush on a fugly girl called Victoria who likes white strong boys dick from primary school

jOHN: I love u, Vicky
Victoria: I love u but I like white boys and there dicks two

by johns bruda May 27, 2019

John

Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Dang man you are so John.

by Gdiehrbrj April 11, 2019