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Joey is a person who devastatingly attractive and loyal to a fault. Joey is kind and compassionate and a courageous defender of the dignity of all people. Joey’s eyes are bright and piercing. Their body is like a Da Vinci sculpture - exquisite design, tempered, but fiercely sexy. Don’t even think about kissing Joey or you’ll lose your heart. Joey’s lips are both soft and firm, full and tender. Just being in Joeys presence will get you tingling. Be friends with Joey - they will never let you down.
Joey walked in, the group smiled and cheered, and I immediately was able to breathe again because I knew my heart was safe.
Joey by ClosetedCollin November 22, 2021
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A guy who’s name is Joey
Hey look it’s Joey, the person.
Joey by wammazamma November 22, 2021
it’s a shame Joey is a retard. I’d rock his socks.
Joey by HannibalSpecter November 22, 2021
The gentle dwarf. Joey is a very small person but with huge heart. But really, really small size. You have to watch out to avoid tread him.
Watch out! Joey is over there!

Leprechauns are based on Joey.
Joey by Afer23 November 23, 2021
1. A young kangaroo, still in its mother's pouch

2. Coffee (joe) that gives you the energy to bounce around, like a kangaroo

3. French slang for "j'adore lui" ("I love him")

4. While not often used, the word "Joey" can also mean a wonderful boyfriend. This rare specimen is tall, dark, and handsome, and while not in peak physical condition, is always warm and great to cuddle with. He is extremely devoted to those he cares about and will listen to and try to fix their problems. If you're lucky enough, he will kiss you and make everything okay.
4. Once you find a Joey, you're set for life with a hard working protector.
My Joey means the world to me.

Joey is a go-getter.
Joey by Jalldaybaby November 23, 2021
Joey is a unique individual you’ll meet only once in your life. She may appear rather distant at first but once you get to know her, she has the most interesting personality. She is someone who is very emotionally intelligent and makes those around her feel safe and comfortable. She never fails to spice up conversations though not everyone may get her humour. Joey is someone you can trust and is someone who is extremely beautiful as well.
Friend: Hey should we ask Joey how to do this math question?
Joey: giggles
Joey by Kolflashe November 23, 2021
Typical Leo. Literally spends all his money on gear he never uses. Drinks way too much once every few months and turns into a dancing machine. Thinks he is a good nurse, but totally leaves night shift hanging. Loves putting himself into harder than necessary situations.

About 20 lbs overweight, but still tries hard to do all the active things as if he wasn't.
He's such a typical Joey.. If he got his shit together he'd be in a great position.. but nope.
Joey by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 November 23, 2021