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The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.

Akin to First Degree Murder
Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?

Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.
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Typical Leo. Literally spends all his money on gear he never uses. Drinks way too much once every few months and turns into a dancing machine. Thinks he is a good nurse, but totally leaves night shift hanging. Loves putting himself into harder than necessary situations.

About 20 lbs overweight, but still tries hard to do all the active things as if he wasn't.
He's such a typical Joey.. If he got his shit together he'd be in a great position.. but nope.
by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 November 23, 2021
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Flap smacked is the act of being hit in the face or head by a flap of skin, usually the size of a large dildo, when log-rolling a patient undergoing a circumferential body lift.
Joey got flap smacked yesterday during Dr. Frankenstein's case.. it was like a knock-out punch from Mike Tyson.
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A word describing feelings of embarrassment or awkwardness when another person is involved, states, explains, or believes grossly unconventional, extreme, or marginal conspiratorial content or propaganda such as anti-vaxxers, flat earth believers, chem trail believers, or climate change deniers.

Akin to cringeworthy.
Jack: Adam brought up those chem trails conspiracies at the party..

Johnson: Yeah man. That shit was fringeworthy. I was totally embarrassed.
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Startups" AKA the New Hipsters - Individuals who are not small business owners; Awaiting VC infusion to begin projects; Obsessed with technology, software and hardware; Usually have a degree in business/communication or graphic design; Prefer the comfort of a large modern loft with no roommates. You will usually see them dressed in designer denim with chic glasses and a modern haircut accented with *facial scruff*, a business style messenger bag which includes the most recent Macbook Air notebook. Frequently posting regarding tech, or finance related news. Refers frequently to VIP developer status or unreleased hardware access.

Hipsters attend SxSW Music Festival
Startups attend SxSW Interactive Festival
Look at all those startups waiting in line at the Apple store.

"Serge just shared his Trello. He's looking for some coders for his new IOS app."

"Yeah, man. I saw it. He's such a startup. He's going to have to buy a bigger messenger bag to hold his credit card receipts."
by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 November 19, 2012
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