Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is

Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot

by p48xqz December 23, 2022

Odd Jobs

People say it’s yard work but the person doing the odd jobs is really engaging in sexual favors in exchange for money.

Person 1: I do odd jobs for this man that I know
Person 2: what kind of odd jobs

Person 3: he sucks dick for money
Person 1: no I do lawn work

by WeDalt dlril January 23, 2023

Dobby jobby

When your partner is kneeling in front giving you head and you pull their ears out wide like a house elf.

My ears still hurt from that Dobby jobby last night. Next time gift me a sock.

by smoothbravo January 29, 2023

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs has recently passed away from a disease known as Ligma. Ligma is a deadly disease along with Etma, Sugma, and Puten, all from the originated source Candice

"Yo, did you hear how Steve Jobs died of Ligma?"
"what's Ligma?"

by sethishot69420 April 30, 2023

eve jobs

Incredibly beautiful, sweet and lovely all the way around. Never let this person go.

Wow. Did you meet eve jobs. She is so smart and beautiful.

by silentsilence August 11, 2023

Hand Jobby

A small task that you accomplish yourself, without the help of a professional. Usually pertaining to Do-it-yourself projects.

“I did put the wallpaper up myself, just a small hand jobby”

by Jellodub June 7, 2023

Black jobs

relating to the work done or the people working in a nonskilled or nonprofessional environment, which can be easily overtaken by immigrants. The word insinuates micro-aggression, however, when you are confronted by people who ask what exactly are black jobs, you just answer 'anybody has a job' to avoid awkwardness.

"What exactly are black jobs?!" the black journalist asked.

"Anybody has a job" Trump replied.

by Johnny Seven O.M.A. August 1, 2024