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jared move

The Jared move a skill move in soccer. You would dangle your foot over the ball for about 2 seconds then move one way, and trick your opponent and go the other way. The first to use this was Jared and it has been used all over Australia and the globe
Jared just wrecked him, with (the Jared Move)
by The Jared Move May 15, 2018
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Jared S

The biggest mistake in the world is knowing Jared S.
by Pussyeater96 September 10, 2018
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Jared

A guy who isn’t the best looking but makes up for it in other ways. He is trustworthy, fun to flirt with, the best person to make boring classes fun. Overall someone who makes you overall happy!
Jared made my day during math!
by JuliaO October 13, 2018
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Jared Dudley

Imagine a potato with disease from the Irish famine that plays basketball
"Me crops all sickly, all we have are Jared Dudley's" - Some Irish Farmer from 1800 on his deathbed.
by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018
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JARED

Omg look at JARED HE IS BIG BITCH
by Prettybluemlg November 12, 2018
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Jared

Jareds’ are mixed feeling type of guys who look for attention. Jareds’ are self-absorbed and only care about themselves. Yet, whenever they try to fix something, they always ruin it. They often curse a lot and can lose their temper. Try not to get on their bad side either.
Dang, Jared just called my grandma a big marshmallow and tried to cover it up by saying she’s sweet.
by Spybunny109 November 25, 2018
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Jared

A guy who has a small knob and is a bell end and is the shittiest gamer ever.
D: OMG don’t be such a Jared

R: You saying I suck at this?
by 420DankShit December 1, 2018
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