jesu maria santisima ni mameo

Word used in the countryside (el cibao) of the Dominican Republic to express amaizement or surprise.

Pedrito: hey mom, juanita bought a car that can talk while she drives!!!

Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!

by rolan2 August 6, 2008

jesus space

That awkward distance between two people when one person refuses to have their body touching the other's. Girls will usually do this.

When very beautiful girls hug me, or use their massive purses as an excuse to sit a foot away from me, they're making jesus space.

by antaikronik March 23, 2009

Jesus Mother Licker

One who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. As high as Jesus. A concieted mama's boy.

"Yo, who do ya think ya are?! Just cuz you got millions in da bank don't give you the right to act like a Jesus mother licker."

by sucker CMC and Ray January 13, 2010

Jesus Skater

The skater in every park who is always there and always stoned, knows all the kids for miles around and can do all the tricks you want to. Normally they are quite freindly.

Lizard King could be called a jesus skater i guess.

by teenage ghost rider December 23, 2009

Jesus toke

When you take a desperate toke from a weed pipe that you've owned since high school without any weed in the hopes of achieving a high.

Yo Pepe let me take a Jesus toke, I'm parched.

by latino_hipster November 28, 2014

Jesse Delgado

Jesse Delgado is a bigger baller than Jeremy and Marisabel combined

I'm so good at b ball I'm going to be a Jesse Delgado when I grow up

by Xtremecheese August 2, 2016

jescey

A person who is exceptionally intelligent or creative, either generally or in some particular respect.

I'm sorry if I seem in awe, but might you tell me how you came to be such a Jescey

by Jeanutpelly April 24, 2017