Jenkins

Not showing up when promised or not showing up at all.

I was waiting all day, however, he did not show up. He pulled a Jenkins on me.

by SCS Resident April 9, 2021

Jerking the Jerky

When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.

"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."

"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."

by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021

jerking off a dude

Jerking off a dude is a synonym to hugging a dude in certain hoods of the United Kingdom

A: I always jerk off my homies when we meet for the last time in a while
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging

by 02idbbsq0wbsdb September 12, 2021

Jonkingly

The negative alternative to 'Jankingly'
Meaning to behave in a silly, ridiculous or stupid way.

"She stumbled on the stage very Jonkingly"

by annoying jonk February 10, 2022

Jankingly

The Positive alternative to 'Jonkingly'
It means to behave in a funny, jokingly or entertaining manner.

"That boy was behaving very Jankingly"

by annoying jonk February 10, 2022

Jerking

1-Something to do with New York. Slang.

2-To grip big, juicy, thick meatcock, and pull it up and down, up and down. Pumping, and pumping, and pumping it like gas. Throbbing hard penis will stay hard for days. Jerking,
and jerking, and jerking, jerking and jerking. You can even suck if you want to. Slurping, gargling, choking, sucking, licking, and don’t even get me started on CBT.

3-To grip the shaft of the penis whilst moving your hand, or tool for masturbation, up and down, up and down. Up. And. Down.
Usually until ejakulation or until the end of foreplay.

“Hey bro”
“Hey man”
“Wyd?”
“Jerking and gerking some guy off for 4 bucks”
“You gay asl”
“Shut up you said you’d push my 🅿️ yesterday you gay”
“Shi you right, and I still would.”
“Bet”

by Nameful February 23, 2022

jennings

if you have this name you gets no bitches and almost got an i in science cause you missed four days of school and your teacher apparently handed out that much work.

hey jennings how are you

by mr williams fish shop April 13, 2022