Janker

Someone who thinks that urban dictionary is a real dictionary

That janker told me it was a real word

by Wedgechassis December 14, 2022

Janner

Janner is 99.999999% likely to make you fall in love with him. He's just so handsome, and sexy, and just perfect. He has a perfect face, the best hair you've ever seen, the most loving embrace you'll ever feel. He is very smart, he just doesn't show it off and is modest in that way. He loves to take care of you and make you feel his love. On the inside, he is a child, but on the outside he is the most protective and loving man you'll ever come across; he's just waiting to find the perfect woman for him, a child at heart that doesn't mind his perfect weirdness. He'll do anything to make you smile or laugh. Including sex jokes. God he's just hilarious. He'll tease you (touchy-wise) until you can't stand him anymore. But you'll come back to him anyways. Janner is very self-conscious, however, and if you date this masterpiece of a man he will continue to doubt his worthiness of you; he WILL get jealous, but quite frankly it's adorable. Being such an important part of Janner's life can be challenging sometimes, but all he needs is a little reassurance of your love for him (which you KNOW you have because like how could you not be madly in love with this boy). He'll feel as if he has no one, but please prove otherwise to him, because whether he shows it well or not, he knows he needs you. Please handle Janner with care. He will show his appreciation for you no matter where you're at. Being with Janner is the adventure of a lifetime. - h

Girl: Who's that?

Girl that just so happens to be Janner's girlfriend: Yeah that's Hillary. Back the f*** off. He's mine.

Girl: Damn, alright.

by I’mhotasff December 20, 2022

janner banner

A bedsheet, normally white in colour with discolouration, hung over a pedestrian walkway or bridge in the Plymouth area visible to passing motorists either painted or penned denoting a birthday or special occasion. Usually left in situ for days, weeks, or months after the occasion.

‘Ere it’s Stevo’s bifday next week, let’s put up janner banner for him near asdas so everyones can see it. I’ve got some cum sheets we can use and I nicked some paint from Homebase last week.

by Plymouth Boy February 27, 2023

Janvier

A man who carries himself with much pride. He is handsome, and has a great physique. His name is the French meaning of January. He is a good listener. If you want to be friends with a Janvier, you must click with him. He can be a pushover at times because he is selfish. He likes to be the boss of every situation.

A person with mannerisms, but can be obnoxious at times. His confidence can attract a whole stadium.

Amanda: who is that?
Other girl: Woah, that is Janvier. He is very handsome and seems like the good kind.

Amber: Janvier is hot! I want a piece of that.

Other girl: He is very hot.

by cocopanaa March 27, 2023

Javier

a dude that likes big black oily men, is also cringe as fuck but doesn't know it. listens only to mid rap and is obsessed with anime.

Javier is a weeb.

by Panduck April 21, 2023

Javier

A liar. Flirts with another girl while he's in a relationship.

Javier thinks he can pull.

by Dont_Ever_Look_At_Me_ May 4, 2023

Janker

When a oil tanker explodes but pineapples come out instead of a explosion

"Dude, That oil tanker just jankered!"

by skewez May 29, 2023