Thrift Store

A thrift store can go beyond clothes...

Thrift stores can help the whole community

by esrahhh May 12, 2019

store-aisle preamble

Refers to the preliminary "look-see" stroll dat you make along a store's shelves prior to requesting assistance in locating a certain item of merchandise; this ensures dat you will not feel foolish --- and/or needlessly interrupt a probably-already-overly-busy store-employee --- by asking for help in finding something dat was actually right out in plain view all along, and so you could likely have spied it yourself if you'd simply been looking more carefully/closely.

I always make sure to do a through store-aisle preamble before calling an associate to help me find something I want to buy; it always a relief to see the employee pause and scratch his/her own head while seeking out my desired item (or have said staffperson regretfully tell me that either the store doesn't carry what I'd wanted or it's out of stock), since this means that I don't have to feel foolish or guilty for having "interrupted someone for nothing".

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

Store

The place you go if you want to see hookers in the front of it soon asking you to go in the shed and have some fun after you cum out with bagels in her ass and lube in yours

Hey that guy just went to the store

The store man so creep shit happens there

by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 3, 2019

Store

The place your mom forgets you every time.

Why are you late?
Mom forgot me at the store

by TotallyNotAmerican October 11, 2019

Challenged store

When you work in the grocery industry and your boss says you are working in a challenged store he really means it’s a shit hole.

The store you are going to work at is a “Challenged Store”

by GroceryGuy302 August 20, 2019

storing it for winter

When a girl has absolutely no gag reflex and deepthroats your cock for extended periods of time.

If she is feeling spicy, she might be able to put your scrotum in her mouth at the same time.

Guy 1: Man, I got head from my girl last night.
Guy 2: Oh shit man, how was it?
Guy 1: Let's just say, she was storing it for winter.
Guy 2: GOD DAMN!

by dr. finesse January 8, 2020

gross-ry store

The place we are all most likely to catch the Corona Virus.

During this quarantine, I’ve been pretty good at social distancing, but soon I’ll have to go to the Gross-ry store to get more supplies.

by JuniperLoon March 24, 2020