the hoop method

a new form of contraception, similar to the rythm method which consists of the woman inserting a finger into the mans anus (hoop) unexpectedly to get him to "pull out" a highly hillarious (for the girl) method of ensuring the non making of babies

haha i used the hoop method last night and *insert boyfriends name here* freaked his beans and went mental, hey i was finished, job done!

by thehoopchick October 26, 2010

Hoop Earring Theory

The bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex.

"I noticed your 5" hoops and wanted some help in a little study I'm performing. It's called the Hoop Earring Theory, which states that the bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex. Can you tell me if that it true?"

by Seth and Scott April 28, 2008

hoop-d

Chris's ghetto ass ride

yo nucka gimme a ride in da hoop-d

by Northside Boys October 9, 2003

Unknown hoods

a group of gay rich little white kids who had nothing better to do then to make up a bogus gang. They have no idea what being in a gang is about. none of them deal and they all have circle jerks and play cum on the cookie. fuck them hard....faggots.

dude we should fucking take the unknown hoods on a feild trip to harlem leave them there and read about them getting shot in the news tommorow.

by nick olivari August 2, 2008

Hooper

A female of latin origin/descent who prefers to only wear giant hoop earings.

It would have been hard to spot Carmen at the Carneceria, had she not been such a Hooper!

by Tk the realist January 3, 2011

Hoop

Contraceptive ring used by females.

Person A: I have another reason to hate the Trojans.
Person B: You should just get the hoop, seriously. This is the 2000s

by YINGISWRONG December 10, 2009

hoop-la!

playing your local hispanic radio station at MAX volume w/ windows down, while driver and passenger act like idiots, 3rd or 4th person is not required, but highly recomended for maximum fun and pleasure! one person MUST have a bongo and play with the beat.

"Holy mackeral Batman, get that bongo!"
"Were doing the hoop-la?"
"OOOOHHHH yea! its prime time on La Raza!"
hoop-la hoop-la hoop-la!!!!!!!!!

by Batman & Robin March 6, 2008