Hood Rich

Adjective. Used to describe someone who doesn't have a job but still, somehow, manages to stay sharp. This often leads to one not being able pay their rent due to all of their money being spent.

One can often identify someone who is hood rich by their quarter tank of gas in their new E-class (whilst still believing that they will ride) and their gator boots with a pimped out Gucci suit.

Typically, one who is hood rich will preach their hood richness, despite having everything in their momma's name.

Winston: "Ah, I am finally able to buy that '98 Civic that I've been saving up for after working 40 hours a week at my summer job."
Jamal: "Ha, you trippin'. I used my momma's credit card to buy myself a Mercedes. Check out them rims!"
Winston: "Wow, thats impressive. Speaking of... can you give me a ride to the dealership?"
Jamal: "Nah, dawg, sorry. I only got a quarter tank of gas in my new E-class; I can't be drivin' around all the time."
Winston: "Why don't you just fill it up? Don't you have a job?"
Jamal: "Hah, nah, man."
Winston: "How do you stay so sharp? More importantly, how do you manage to pay your rent?!"
Jamal: "I'm hood rich, son. I do what I want."

Hood Rich by share this August 10, 2009

whats crackin in yo hood my young pimpin mc? 

derived from elnglish, translated means: hello chum, how are things progressing in your homestead my dear and close companion?

yo blood, whats crackin in yo hood my young pimpin mc?

whats crackin in yo hood my young pimpin mc? by BWEIss March 14, 2003

hoodcat 

a reject

"I wish I was a hoodrat but I'm just a hoodcat"

hoodcat by latarianxmiltonxx March 29, 2010

hood kick(s) 

To rain down with kicks to the head, chest, or stomach to a downed opponent.

Did you see those hood kick(s) Shogun Rua used in Pride Fighting Championship last night?

Have you ever wanted to uppercut your boss and then hood kick em?

hood kick(s) by thewoogier March 29, 2010

Hooded Gas Mask 

When a female farts and catches the gases into her vagina and then sits on a unexpecting males face and releases the gases

Natasha totally got back at her ex for cheating on her by giving him a hooded gas mask

Hooded Gas Mask by Nic83 November 10, 2014

hood lexus 

Typically a lexus is considered a high quality vehicle. But a "hood lexus" is not. While technically it is a lexus, it is typically in disrepair and very dirty.

He drives a lexus. "Oh , wow! Very nice"

No, no. He doesn't drive a "good lexus." He drives a "hood lexus."

hood lexus by Chicken Noodle Suit June 19, 2017

hood county

This is about the worst place to live, and the length of the sentences the judges here give. fifty years to people for an empty scrape bag,or two years at a state jail for a pack of zig-zags. But it ain't just the law, it's most of the town, cause when they go to jail, they take everyone down. Then once your in there, they sneak like a mouse, and talk shit to your girl while they steal from your house. No loyalty here, these people are bad. Its not very funny, its terribly sad. Someone you've grown up with, known your whole life, you go to jail for three days, and they're banging your wife, Or confide something in them, you want nobody to know, Hell, they'll tell it all, just to impress some hoe. When an old friend shows up and needs a big loan, and it comes time to pay, they have trouble their phone. Can't seem to answer, phone doesnt seem to work, they think they look cool, while we all know they're jerks. So if you thinks life's bad, trouble with ex's...?, just move on down here to hood county granbury, tx. Bring your whole family, mainly your wife...we'll all turn her out, while you go to prison for life.

By Adam H.

Hood county I would but its the county of hood...

hood county by "mule" August 13, 2018