Holdingford 

The land of big dicks

You must be from Holdingford

Holdingford by Penisfuck420 March 22, 2020

HoonDing 

A tight roped piece of string braided with the hair of rats

Look at this HoonDing is rather taut and strong look how much weight it can support

HoonDing by HoonDingalicious March 31, 2020

Hooking the Clam 

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

Hooking the Clam by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

Holding Rope 

An unspoken, dual-definition phrase invented by two scholars one night. After edibles.

It can mean the following. Either:

1) A person possessing a large member/dong/phallus/dick. Like "packing heat"
2) Holding in a shit real bad to the point you feel it unfurl upon exiting.

Can mean either in the following example:

Person 1: "Where's Jason gone?"
Person 2: "He's holding rope, had to go sort it out"

Holding Rope by Dr. OA PhD. & King KSwizz April 23, 2020

Holding Dicks 

The act of being a good sport, taking the bullet, being a team player, etc.

"Oh yeah, Eric? That dude was holding dicks all list night!"

Holding Dicks by Orcah May 15, 2020

Holding Sausage 

The act of being gay - created by Harry

Most commonly used as “pub talk”

“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”

Holding Sausage by Dr Chef June 26, 2020

Holding Sausage 

The act of being gay - created by Harry
Most commonly used as “pub talk”

“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”

Holding Sausage by Dr Chef June 26, 2020